[via Uncle Jazzbeau’s Gallimaufrey, via Transblawg

The Gesellschaft zur Stärkung der Verben is on a crusade to “strengthen” German verbs, i.e. make them inflect not via regular inflectional endings but via stem-internal Ablaut. They have a proposal to extend this initiative to English, for example making “invite” inflect thus: “invite, invote, invitten”. Silly fun.